I proposed a cooking competition to my fellow New Obsessives and a few noteable others, and was not disappointed with the response! Celebutante chef Gordon Ramsey was slated to judge, but he texted me that he was indisposed."Gordo" means "fat ass" in Spanish. Elsewhere: Sherry DiscgolfGeek, founder of The White Trash Recipe Exchange, answered a few questions about her cooking repertoire and also shared a delicious recipe:
WTP:What is your favorite junk food product?
SD:Pork Skins with Chili and Limon, I can't live with out them.
WTP:Do you prefer salty or sugary snacks? SD:Salty
WTP:If you had to choose between a box of fruit leather or a crate of Twinkies to sustain you during a month long period of forced isolation with only one food source, what would you choose and why? SD:Twinkies, The perfect comfort food when alone, surgery, sponge cake, whip creamy, And a awesome way to get out of a murder sentence if your Dan White, the Guy who killed San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and County Supervisor Harvey Milk!
Contest Entry No. 1: Sheri's sublime recipe for trailer park goodness: Spam Frittata 1/2 can of Spam diced 1/2 medium sweet onion diced salt pepper dry or fresh oregano dry or fresh thyme dry or fresh basil 4 eggs (beaten) 3-4 slices provolone Preheat oven to 350˚F Lightly grease a 9-inch pie tin or skillet. Mix together spam, onion, oregano, thyme, basil and egg. Season with a tiny pinch of salt and pepper. Pour the mixture into a skillet or pie tin. Bake for 40 min. 5 min before taking it out, place the provolone slices on top.
Contest Entry No. 2: Gary Farrelly and Donna Marie O'Donovan crafted this exquisite Banana Pineapple Ice Cream Claw. (see below)
Contest Entry No.3: The lovely Sophie Iremonger created a masterpiece of carnage: Foot Loaf (see below)
Contest Entry No.3: The lovely Sophie Iremonger created a masterpiece of carnage: Foot Loaf (see below)
Contest Entry No.4: In honor of the Fuhrer's wedding to the lovely Tara Tonini last month, I contributed this Moon Pie Tower with Grandma's pills and spent shell vases.(See below image)
I leave it up to the readership of The New Obsessive to choose the favorite, via the comment section of the page, with the winning contribution to be awarded via United States Postal Service, if they do not go out of business prior to end of voting which is SEPTEMBER 1st, 2011.
Oh yes, the Moon Pie Tower of course. The mere mention of the said dish within the same sentence of the grand and glorious Furher makes me go all wobbly with saliva.
ReplyDeleteThe Foot loaf, although extremly gorey and interesting with it's carefully arranged bacon strips, just doesn't carry the same level of carefully placed propoganda.
Bravo all. You are talented in the most terrible of way. There are several people I would be very happy to serve these dishes to.